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New Release

Mary, Queen of Scotch by Rob Rosen

Mary, Queen of Scotch by Rob Rosen is now available!

Four five-star Yelp reviews do you little good when you’re nailed inside a giant barrel of whiskey, which is where our intrepid private detective Barry finds himself while on the case to help his campy drag friends, all of whom have numerous secrets to hide.

If he can decide between the man he once loved and the bartender he’s falling for, successfully stay undercover as his alter-ego, Mary, Queen of Scotch, and keep one step ahead of the bad guys, plus a raucously funny meddling mom, he just might live to see that much-desired fifth review.

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The Silliest Stories Out of Bustleburg by Jimmy Misfit

The Silliest Stories Out of Bustleburg by Jimmy Misfit is now available!

Blurb:

The Simpsons’ Springfield may be horrible, but here’s an invitation to explore a far more dreadful community.

Welcome to Bustleburg, a dying American metropolis where the mayor has stolen the last eleven elections and polluting vampire industrialists hope to blot out the sun.

The local televangelist takes credit for hurricanes through his prayer attacks, a media giant that never tells the truth just bought the TV station, and with the fire department on strike, blazes are everywhere.

Prominent citizens of Bustleburg include mafia don Boss Vostic, who buries his victims in the only part of town where trees are legal, ditzy social climber Mauve Mertz whose fashion fiasco might get her exiled, and Queen Zina, the mystical wife of the mayor and possibly the source of all the city’s woes.

You’ll never enjoy misery so much as your visit to Bustleburg.

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That Feathered Menace by Jimmy Misfit

That Feathered Menace by Jimmy Misfit is now available!

Blurb:

The city of Bustleburg’s problems may be legion — fires, crime, pollution, vampires — but no one warned Professor Daniel Teague about woodpeckers. Daniel’s house is his sanctuary from the city. All is well until a small, adorable red-headed avian wreaks utter havoc.

With the Nature Society, Animal Control, and the rest of the city thwarting him at every turn, will the professor’s smarts and derring-do be enough to defeat a literal birdbrain?

NOTE: This story is from the author’s collection, The Silliest Stories Out of Bustleburg.

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The Horse Who Hated Christmas by Hilary Walker

The Horse Who Hated Christmas by Hilary Walker is now available!

Blurb:

Paula’s mare gets colic every Christmas, but her owner has no idea why because she has to go away over the holiday. She always comes back to a very sick horse and a huge vet bill.

This year Paula doesn’t have to travel. Finally, she can get to the bottom of the mystery!

Enlisting the help of a friend, she gets down to some serious detective work. What the two riders discover at the barn is very bizarre and not at all what they expect!

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